tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34242242.post115938628283542658..comments2023-11-02T07:05:57.809-04:00Comments on Dear Bitter Amanda...: Dear Only Child...Amandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843470059129750437noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34242242.post-1160370344799050092006-10-09T01:05:00.000-04:002006-10-09T01:05:00.000-04:00Dear Cupcake, I hoped I'd hear back from you! But ...Dear Cupcake, <BR/>I hoped I'd hear back from you! <BR/>But really, I <B>know</B> you didn't expect me to hold your hand and tell you everything would be okay, did you? If you want coddling, you write to Dear Abby. You want the truth, you turn to me. I just call 'em like I see 'em. <BR/>You seem like a darling girl, and I'm endlessly pleased I was able to help you see the light. But you're not doing yourself any favors by only conversing with a bitter, cynical woman. Get your truly sunshiny self out there, Cupcake! Make some friends, meet some men, and get yourself out of your little hell! <BR/>Solitarily yours,<BR/>Bitter Amanda<BR/><BR/>PS- Seriously, I go by Amanda. Just move on. *baAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09843470059129750437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34242242.post-1159654481712762232006-09-30T18:14:00.000-04:002006-09-30T18:14:00.000-04:00Bitter AND Biting Amanda no doubt!Touché, touché, ...Bitter AND Biting Amanda no doubt!<BR/>Touché, touché, Oh how you do slay!<BR/>Well, those cold, steely words of yours pierced the thin armour of my perkiness and hit home alright. What a perceptive little beast you are ... AMANDA! Hit where it hurts and don't pull any punches.<BR/><BR/>Well, after sobbing uncontrollably for what seemed like an eternity, I put on a new face and watched a few tapes of Desperate Housewives to collect my wits.<BR/><BR/>In all honesty, AMANDA, I was offended and taken aback by your blatant, abject refusal of friendship on account of my perkiness and innate, unexplainable, feelings of sister ship with you.<BR/><BR/>But when all is said and done ... THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You have e-Slapped my to my senses!<BR/><BR/>I now see the truth that unfortunately is my wretched, pathetic life.<BR/><BR/>So Little Miss Perky and Positive is really just as bitter as you, and I dare say, maybe more. Here it is, Saturday evening, and I am sitting here alone writing to you - someone who blatantly<BR/>refuses to be my friend - because, yes, I have no friends. I had a tiff with my soon-to-be-ex-sweetie, my two sisters are out together, leaving me here alone to try not to gag from my mother's second hand smoke and the smell of stale beer in this God forsaken double-wide! <BR/><BR/>OK. I admit it. I was only using my boyfriend and our marriage plans as a way out of this wretched Hell called Taylor-tucky. Can you blame a girl for doing what she's got to do? Can you? Maybe you can, Oh, Bitterest One!<BR/><BR/>So now that I've confessed my bitterness, can I be your friend and call you Mandy?<BR/><BR/>Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese????<BR/><BR/>Yours truly in deeply caustic bitterness,<BR/>Cindy LynnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com