tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34242242.post1871892101854878251..comments2023-11-02T07:05:57.809-04:00Comments on Dear Bitter Amanda...: Dear Target Practice...Amandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843470059129750437noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34242242.post-31002269615115118132008-09-15T01:08:00.000-04:002008-09-15T01:08:00.000-04:00Not to be all Greg Behrens about it, PHDC (which I...Not to be all Greg Behrens about it, PHDC (which I thought would spell out something clever...but it didn't), but there's something that I think you're missing.<BR/><BR/>That guy you're pursuing? He's not interested.<BR/><BR/>I know that sounds cold and harsh, but I only give that advice with the knowledge that you're already worried about the situation getting weird, considering the one you're interested in and the one interested in you are friends. Guys DO talk about that sort of thing, and as much as women like to think they're being coy and clever, they're smarter than you want to believe and the object of your intentions has already picked up on it.<BR/><BR/>I can guarantee there was a conversation that went down like this:<BR/>Guy 1: "Hey, is there something going on with you and that chick who hunts with Dick Cheney?"<BR/>Guy 2: "Nah, dude. I'm totally into sex with men, remember?* "<BR/>Guy 1: "Oh right. So you don't mind if I...?"<BR/>Guy 2: "OH NO, go ahead."<BR/>(*erroneous lines of dialogue inserted to make you feel better about this whole thing)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Where these guys ARE stupid is that they think you, as a woman, will take the inferior man simply because the alpha male isn't interested. That's not exclusive to the gender, though, because women pull that shit all the time.<BR/><BR/>In short, keep that confidence until you draw the attention of somebody you actually DO click with. I'm not saying your crush won't change his mind nor will I completely discount the possibility that I'm wrong (although it isn't fucking likely since I'm AWESOME), but don't put all your hopes into him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com