Dear Keep Your Damn Pants On...

Dear Bitter Amanda:

Are you *really* that busy? Or are you suffering from a dearth of questions? I'm sure there are *some* poor saps out there that need your advice.

I need my fix, dammit!
Impatience McGee


Dear Keep Your Damn Pants On,
Oh, calm the hell down! Go find a hobby or something.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda

PS: Am still deciding how I feel about being compared to an addictive substance. Is Bitter Amanda the new crack? Thanks, I think. *ba

A note.

Why haven't I been berating any of you lately? Reality television and dating guides, my hopeless friends. Check it out and I'll see you in a week!

[For the 2nd Annual KDB Melanoma Walk...go read the link above for more information!]

Try not to disgust anyone while I'm gone--PDA kids, I'm looking at you.