Friday, November 03, 2006

Dear Witness...

I received this text message the other day. And no, you cannot have my number.

Bitter, I am sitting next to a whining ho and a boyfriend who is too good for her. Ack!

Dear Witness,
Oh no. Don't you hate those girls?? Girls, here's a word of advice for all of you. Never be that girl! If other people think your boyfriend is too good for you...that is some bad, bad news. Because he's male! How can a MAN be too good for someone? They laugh at farts until they are too old to remember what a fart is.
Ladies, keep that in mind.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda

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