Dear Bitter Amanda,
Your reader demands that you'd better
Remember to answer her letters
Or she's forced to write tomes
Of ill-rhyming poems
To ensure that you won't forget her.
-- A girl from the Ritz
Dear Irving Berlin,
I hope that you can understand
Ignoring you wasn't my plan!
Alas, now I see---
I don't have time for this nonsense.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda
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