Monday, September 11, 2006

Dear Hot Cocoa...

dearest bitter amanda,
tell me why i always sit next to it-was-nice-to-meet-you-call-me-sometime guy? where is can-i-have-your-number-would-you-like-to-go-out-for-hot-chocolate-on-saturday guy? please, if you see him, send him my way.
hugs and sunshine,

Dear Hot Cocoa,
I understand your dilemma. We've all found ourselves wondering that very same thing! Straight women everywhere send such a question into the universe every day. Where are all the "I'll call YOU and make plans" men? Lovely Lisa, it pains me greatly to break the news to you--but someone has to do it. There ARE no such men. They are an urban legend; a fairy tale.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There are such men, but most believe one of two things:
1) you are taken
2) you are not interested

There is no love of rejection, so they don't usually try.