dearest bitter amanda,
tell me why i always sit next to it-was-nice-to-meet-you-call-me-sometime guy? where is can-i-have-your-number-would-you-like-to-go-out-for-hot-chocolate-on-saturday guy? please, if you see him, send him my way.
hugs and sunshine,
Dear Hot Cocoa,
I understand your dilemma. We've all found ourselves wondering that very same thing! Straight women everywhere send such a question into the universe every day. Where are all the "I'll call YOU and make plans" men? Lovely Lisa, it pains me greatly to break the news to you--but someone has to do it. There ARE no such men. They are an urban legend; a fairy tale.